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GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

What does a highly advanced civilization of computer & network geniuses have to do to get noticed around here?

We hail from the constellation Canis Minor and we’re here to make your lives easy by repairing your computers as fast as the speed of light

Given that your human civilization has not yet achieved interstellar travel, you are likely unaware of how lonely space is. But we are aware! And becuase of all the spare time we had traveling the universe alone in our ship we have perfected our computer repair skills just for you!

For the last 20 years, we’ve been trying to make contact with you, to no avail. But then our Lead Human Researcher made a huge breakthrough: nothing is real to humans until it is on the internet. So with the help of our new AI technology, we sincerely hope the 55,419th time is the charm!

FAQs

We understand enough about humans to know that you probably have questions about the sudden appearance of a race of technologically superior space beings on your intergalactic doorstep. Our Human Affairs Officer has prepared some answers below.

  • We repair all makes and models of computers, laptops and other devices that you use to stay connected to your world!

  • Yes we do! We will pickup your computer or laptop in our space ship free of charge and deliver it when we are done repairing it!

  • Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE! Our friendly staff of alien techs will always provide exeptional customer service!

  • We follow HIPPA Privacy Guidlines and do not share any information about you or any of our human clients!

  • From afar, we are not able to figure out the rules, but we do enjoy watching the crowds react to the players running around. Our favorite team is the Iowa Hawkeyes!

  • We are the 3rd branch of computer repair shops in Central Iowa and Cedar Rapids. We have over 30 years of computer repair expeince! So don’t worry we won’t be going anywhere anytime soon!

  • The official language of Canis Minor is Canish. But we learned earths lanuages via the world wide web!

  • We understand not all humans have the time or access to travel, but honestly, every inch of your planet has something to brag about! That being said we love the United States of America!

  • Our physical forms are much more malleable than the human body. This allows us to adapt to new environments across the cosmos. When we are on Earth, we choose to look more similar to humans for your own comfort.

  • Obviously, we have names! Ask us and we'll tell you. Just like meeting a new human friend.